Our thanks to M*** J****** for this merry little ditty ...
God help ye Grumpy Gentlemen, there's good cause for dismay,
For Gordon Brown's in Downing Street and there intends to stay.
He promised an election but the polls got in the way,
Oh tidings of misery and woe, mis'ry and woe! Oh, tidings of misery and woe!
Our jails are full of foreigners, which causes us to grouse.
Released, each evil criminal receives a council house.
If you're English on the waiting list, you're treated like a louse,
Oh tidings of misery and woe, mis'ry and woe! Oh, tidings of misery and woe!
We're hosting the Olympics but Ken Livingstone looms large,
Each ath-e-lete to cross the line pays the congestion charge;
For every year 'tween now and then the zone will be enlarged,
Oh tidings of misery and woe, mis'ry and woe! Oh, tidings of misery and woe!
The value of our property declines from day to day,
The banks have lent excessively within the USA
To trailer trash and retards - but it's we who have to pay,
Oh tidings of misery and woe, mis'ry and woe! Oh, tidings of misery and woe!
We're told we mustn't smoke indoors, the Nanny State knows best.
We're told we dare not leave our homes, save in a high-vis vest.
The Elf 'n' Safety Hitlers put our patience to the test,
Oh tidings of misery and woe, mis'ry and woe! Oh, tidings of misery and woe!
Please don't offend the Muslims if you own a teddy bear,
If you name the thing Mohammed all the mullahs will go spare
- they'll flog you or behead you, so bloody-well beware!
Oh tidings of misery and woe, mis'ry and woe! Oh, tidings of misery and woe!
New Labour's wrecked our country and flushed it down the pan.
There's never been a crueller time to be an Englishman
- why not feck off to New Zealand ere it really hits the fan?
Oh tidings of misery and woe, mis'ry and woe! Oh, tidings of misery and woe!
The GOS says: And as it said on the wall of the gents' toilet, "A Merry Christmas to All Our Readers"!
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